د.سعاد الفضلي
11-09-2010, 10:06
Some Laws Einstein missed out to state ................
بعض القوانين التي فات اينشتاين
!!!!!...... ان يدونها
LAW OF QUEUE :
( قانون الوقوف بالصف ( الدور
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عندما تغير الصف الذي تقف فيه , فانه يبدء بالتقدم اسرع من الصف الذي انتقلت اليه
If you change queues , the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE :
: قانون التلفون
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" عندما تطلب الرقم الخطأ , فلن تجده مشغولا " ابدا
When you to dial a wrong number , you never get engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : (http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/worldmalayaliclub/)
: قانون التصليحات الميكانيكية
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بعد ان تتغطى يديك بالشحوم , يبدأ انفك يحكك
After your hands become coated with grease , your nose will begin to itch. (http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/worldmalayaliclub/)
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
: قانون الورشة
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عندما تسقط اية عدة , فانها تتدحرج الى اضيق زاوية قابلة للدخول
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI :
: قانون الاعذار
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عندما تتعذر لرب عملك بانك تأخرت لحدوث ثفب باطار السيارة , ففي صباح اليوم التالي سيحدث
" ثقب باطار سيارتك فعلا
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
**********
BATH THEOREM :
: قانون الحمام
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حالما يغطي الماء جسمك بالكامل , يرن التلفون
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS :
: قانون اللقاءات
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احتمالية الالتقاء بشخص تعرفه يزداد عندما تكون مع شخص لا تريد ان يراك احد معه
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with. (http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/worldmalayaliclub/)
LAW OF THE RESULT : (http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/worldmalayaliclub/)
: قانون الحدوث
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! عندما تحاول ان تثبت لشخص ما ان الماكنة سوف لن تعمل , فانها تعمل
When you try to prove to someone that a machine will not work , it will!
LAW OF Biomechanics: (http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/worldmalayaliclub/)
: قانون الميكانيك الحيوية
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تتناسب قوة الشعور بالحكة عكسيا مع المكان الذي تحدث فيه
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
LAW OF COFFEE :
:قانون القهوة
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حالما تجلس لتتناول فنجان قهوتك الساخنة , سيطلب منك رب عملك القيام بعمل لا ينتهي
حتى تبرد قهوتك As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee , your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold . (http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/worldmalayaliclub/)
بعض القوانين التي فات اينشتاين
!!!!!...... ان يدونها
LAW OF QUEUE :
( قانون الوقوف بالصف ( الدور
http://65.55.85.183/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=eb882883-b9e1-11df-b9e4-00237de3fe60&attindex=1&cp=-1&attdepth=1&imgsrc=cid%3a1.1110622308%40web120111.mail.ne1.yah oo.com&hm__login=dr_sa25&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.13.22.8&d=d5668&mf=0&hm__ts=Sat%2c%2011%20Sep%202010%2005%3a57%3a39%20G MT&st=dr_sa25&hm__ha=01_2ecfcb8aa19b151871fe34966d2e7e6f5a614baf 1f6ca77d02b8bf90109d26d4&oneredir=1
عندما تغير الصف الذي تقف فيه , فانه يبدء بالتقدم اسرع من الصف الذي انتقلت اليه
If you change queues , the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE :
: قانون التلفون
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" عندما تطلب الرقم الخطأ , فلن تجده مشغولا " ابدا
When you to dial a wrong number , you never get engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : (http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/worldmalayaliclub/)
: قانون التصليحات الميكانيكية
http://65.55.85.183/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=eb882883-b9e1-11df-b9e4-00237de3fe60&attindex=5&cp=-1&attdepth=5&imgsrc=cid%3a3.1110622308%40web120111.mail.ne1.yah oo.com&hm__login=dr_sa25&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.13.22.8&d=d5668&mf=0&hm__ts=Sat%2c%2011%20Sep%202010%2005%3a57%3a39%20G MT&st=dr_sa25&hm__ha=01_c29e477dddc4f42c00cb65a7daadc6414e3b5efc f8f2bd48ba8fb7a775cb1e1f&oneredir=1
بعد ان تتغطى يديك بالشحوم , يبدأ انفك يحكك
After your hands become coated with grease , your nose will begin to itch. (http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/worldmalayaliclub/)
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
: قانون الورشة
http://65.55.85.183/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=eb882883-b9e1-11df-b9e4-00237de3fe60&attindex=0&cp=-1&attdepth=0&imgsrc=cid%3a4.1110622308%40web120111.mail.ne1.yah oo.com&hm__login=dr_sa25&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.13.22.8&d=d5668&mf=0&hm__ts=Sat%2c%2011%20Sep%202010%2005%3a57%3a39%20G MT&st=dr_sa25&hm__ha=01_252d7c6379c0acf09d1b4bd6a74b476c6e392a39 97ad52a6dd024ecefc93a27b&oneredir=1
عندما تسقط اية عدة , فانها تتدحرج الى اضيق زاوية قابلة للدخول
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI :
: قانون الاعذار
http://65.55.85.183/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=eb882883-b9e1-11df-b9e4-00237de3fe60&attindex=8&cp=-1&attdepth=8&imgsrc=cid%3a5.1110622308%40web120111.mail.ne1.yah oo.com&hm__login=dr_sa25&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.13.22.8&d=d5668&mf=0&hm__ts=Sat%2c%2011%20Sep%202010%2005%3a57%3a39%20G MT&st=dr_sa25&hm__ha=01_3805556d3287a2ba74990256cefee7f300e75409 782a153648a8b3349f668aa7&oneredir=1
عندما تتعذر لرب عملك بانك تأخرت لحدوث ثفب باطار السيارة , ففي صباح اليوم التالي سيحدث
" ثقب باطار سيارتك فعلا
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
**********
BATH THEOREM :
: قانون الحمام
http://65.55.85.183/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=eb882883-b9e1-11df-b9e4-00237de3fe60&attindex=4&cp=-1&attdepth=4&imgsrc=cid%3a6.1110622308%40web120111.mail.ne1.yah oo.com&hm__login=dr_sa25&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.13.22.8&d=d5668&mf=0&hm__ts=Sat%2c%2011%20Sep%202010%2005%3a57%3a39%20G MT&st=dr_sa25&hm__ha=01_0f08bf03f37a7456f5a83def452388f48dcc9033 aa67033e2f0ebb8eba689aac&oneredir=1
حالما يغطي الماء جسمك بالكامل , يرن التلفون
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS :
: قانون اللقاءات
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احتمالية الالتقاء بشخص تعرفه يزداد عندما تكون مع شخص لا تريد ان يراك احد معه
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with. (http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/worldmalayaliclub/)
LAW OF THE RESULT : (http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/worldmalayaliclub/)
: قانون الحدوث
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! عندما تحاول ان تثبت لشخص ما ان الماكنة سوف لن تعمل , فانها تعمل
When you try to prove to someone that a machine will not work , it will!
LAW OF Biomechanics: (http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/worldmalayaliclub/)
: قانون الميكانيك الحيوية
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تتناسب قوة الشعور بالحكة عكسيا مع المكان الذي تحدث فيه
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
LAW OF COFFEE :
:قانون القهوة
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حالما تجلس لتتناول فنجان قهوتك الساخنة , سيطلب منك رب عملك القيام بعمل لا ينتهي
حتى تبرد قهوتك As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee , your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold . (http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/worldmalayaliclub/)