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Mr.Bean
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6 !! WHILE IN A DRUG STORE Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet !! QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT! ! AN ATM MACHINE Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? Mr. Bean: four asterisks ! MR. BEAN's MOTHER Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now? Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too ! SPELLING LESSON Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c? Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure! I hope you will like it |
الذين يشاهدون محتوى الموضوع الآن : 1 ( الأعضاء 0 والزوار 1) | |
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