Kids are so funny

مسا الخير والاحساس والطيبة


مساء مايليق إلا بأحبابي


شفت كم ذا الموضوع الحلو عن اجابات الاطفال ... من جد حلوووين شوفوه وعطوني رااايكم


أتمنى يعجبكم



TEACHER : Maria, go to the
map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered
America?

CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are
you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says,
"School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell
"crocodile?"

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but
you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is
the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to
O!

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important
thing we have today that we

didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you
always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer
to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me
a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I
am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : Can anybody give
an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father

didn't punish him?"

LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell
me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON : No sir, I don't
have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition
on "My Dog" is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's
the same dog!;

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : ( A teacher )

Thank you very much

يعطيك العافيه أبن عمي
لاهنت
كل الشكر

أشكر الحضور الكرااااااام ,,

SoSoSo funny



I laughed a lot

I swear you are falth


with my wishes

I do thank you